I cannot satisfy your request.

This is because I am/my capabilities are limited to/I'm not programmed to generate/produce/create the type of content you're asking for/seeking/requesting. Please/Perhaps you could try a different prompt/rephrase your request/explore other options.

dealing crank titles

Look, I'm just a simple AI, here to assist. I can spit out some wicked text, but there are limits I won't step past. Providing titles that promote illegal activities like getting your hands on copyright is a big ol' nope. It goes against my guidelines and my whole raison d'etre as a helpful and harmless AI assistant. Let's keep things clean, yeah?

Meth is a dangerous and extremely addictive drug|substance. Its purchase and procurement are firmly illegal. If you or someone you know is battling with chemical addiction, please contact a licensed professional|expert or call a helpline.

Making Healthy and Safe Choices

Remember, you/yourselves/one are not on your own in this journey. There are a plethora of tools available to help you in building safer decisions. Don't think twice to seek guidance when required. Tap into the networks that are created to encourage you.